Mash-Ups: The Greatest Sidecar Ever?

Homeland security remixes

In the era of the music Mash-Up, Smash-Up, and now Clash-Up here is the track list of the new (old) M.I.A. album which are all remixes of Paper Planes:

1. Paper Planes (Blaqstarr Remix ft. Rye Rye, Afrikan Boy)
2. Paper Planes (Remix for the Children by Adrock)
3. Paper Planes (Diplo Street Remix ft. Bun B & Rich Boy)
4. Paper Planes (DFA Remix)
5. Paper Planes (Scottie B Remix)

Five Songs that are all Paper Planes with someone extra - today the new hit isn't a song it's a line extension.

Flow

Flow Reported on this little free gem back in the BrainBlenders days...and it still holds up well today in spite of the overwhelming number of cool gsmes I have on my iPhone. enjoy

Games in flash on the net....ahhh the 2000's. Like Atari in the early 80's.

Connection in the Sticks

Salem-4-miles Spent the weekend in Salem, IL with my in-laws and the family. It was a pleasant trip with a very uneventful schedule. Ran Sunday morning and when I got back to Springfield I downloaded my run from the Garmin Forerunner 205 to the laptop and that is picture that detailed my jog. Find anything interesting about that picture?

See, in most of my maps the GPS shows me running on streets. This one just appears to be an open void. Like I ran in space, or in the Tron movie with no streets to run on. Which is odd, since I ran 4 miles on paved roads. I guess Salem, IL doesn't get the same GPS coverage that other areas get. Even Shelbyville, TN gets roads in the sat coverage.

Also found only one other person on Twitter while doing a "nearby" search via Tweetie on the iPhone. What I did find was that my Sprint Wireless connection while only working at 10% connection was pretty darn fast. I guess not having a bunch of other people on in the area makes the connection smoother.

Here's the ironic part. Salem is one of the few places in the United States to have wireless broadband pumping signals to television, phone, and internet. The speed at which 8,000 people could get online is staggering, but the apparent lack of interest is what puzzles me.


(P.S. I dislike the new editor for Typepad)

The Christmas Crush

Crushed sucker Today I received a Christmas card from some outfit in North Carolina that looked all sweet and seasonal on the front of the card, but something seemed off before I even opened the envelope.

There was something granular going on inside the card...like when you pick up a packet of raw sugar at Starbucks. That's when I knew someone was trying to kill me with SARS! That's when I grabbed a trash can and opened the envelope over it, to be safe. Good thing I did, because purple dust rained down when I pulled the card out. There on the cover was a safe and happy looking little Teddy Bear dressed like Santa Claus and holding what appears to be a list of some sort (I suspect it was a list of people to maul).

Opening the card I was struck by the after-effects of what can only be described as "candy-carnage". A poor purple sucker had been struck down in the prime of it's life, crushed by the proverbial boot of the US Postal Service. Sucker guts were everywhere, the wrapper that once housed this sweet confection a shadow of it's former self. Starkly contrasted by the proud white stick still clinging to a small piece of what was once the suckers body.

Then I read this ominous message, "Wouldn't Have to Check Twice, Santa Knows You're Extra Nice." IS that a threat? Crush my Christmas Spirit why don't you, with candy death threats received through the mail. I am shocked and a little nervous ever time I see a cute teddy bear dressed like Santa, wondering if he is there to "sucker" me.

On another note? Who sends suckers through the mail in an envelope anymore? Is my grammy working for this outfit?

Merry Christmas Everyone!!

Get Small

Lp Being someone who talks about change a lot I wanted to be the first to say that - things are seriously changing right now!

Shocking, no?

Don't even ask me how it will all turn out, I could not have predicted the end of Pownce (kidding I totally knew it sucked).

So many business models will be tested and truly the strong or insanely stupid will survive. But, the best advise I have been given lately is to avoid the Fortune 500 companies with extreme prejudice. Seems the large to medium size companies are the first to really feel the constraints of diminished lending and tightened budgets. The streamlined operations, with minimal capital overhead can absolutely survive and plan ahead for a flourish of business when our economy begins to recover (even if it is NEVER the same). This is late night ramblings of a guy who spends most of his time in other people's business with little or no accounting skills...so take that with a grain of salt - just a tiny bit of it.

Never Have...

Spent much time in my home airport waiting for someone to arrive until today. Have wasted several hours of my life on the other side of security, but sitting here watching people say their goodbyes, buy last minute magazines, or grab one last smoke break brings an analogy to my mind I almost hate to bring up.

The security check point is either the birth canal for a trip anticipated, or the waiting room for the death chamber for people leaving loved ones. There have been major hugging and tears for several groups today, deep breaths for others prior to entering, and just a couple of clear joyous passengers.

Airports need more transition areas like hospitals have after major or minor surgery. Never Have...

A Little Pirate Inside All of Us...

Theresalittleraider Was in NoCal a couple of weeks ago and saw a billboard ad like this one, and it made me happy. Love the idea of people who can see themselves inside other brands, especially if that brand contains a Pirate. Is it dudes only who love the idea of being a pirate, or does everyone love a good "Aarrgh"?

So I went to Raider Creator and dropped in a photo of myself, cropped that baby down, added an eye-patch and viola - I'm a pirate.

PS - on a completely unrelated topic if you don't know Dr. Tran from Lone Sausage Productions you should get acquainted.

Bay Area Shots

Eyeofthegrapes Just got back from a cool trip to the West Coast, been pimping the software like a man on fire. Met with some very cool folks who led us down some great paths, gave wonderful advice, and let us fly back home with our head's spinning. Wanted to pass on some slick sites , some great pics, and while I'm at it - a couple of sick tunes.

First off - Surf Canyon. Met the CEO of this search enhancer, that I had downloaded prior to ever meeting him, I just found the tool very useful and was very impressed by his approach to web 2.0 and business. If you need deeper insights EVERY TIME you look something up on Google, Craigslist, or Yahoo then Surf Canyon is a must have.

Searchme Visual Search engine is a great way to take in massive amounts of information quickly and with some great tools to boot. Two of the guys we met with were very cool, and extremely bright. They not only have some serious minds at work, the apparent depth to pull off search engine competition, but some cool new tools coming down the pipe. I would be more than pleased to call them my primary search partner.


FOHBOH - which stands for Front of House, Back of House is a social network focusing exclusively on the food business. These  folks know what they are doing and I was thrilled to present our web tool to them and get their feedback. If you sign up for the service, and you definitely should, hit me up here.

Pics - Bay Area on Flickr.

Tunes - Couple of tracks to keep your head bobbing.

Everlast's latest Folsom Prison Blues(video), Friend, & Saving Grace (video from the Show Saving Grace)

Grand Agent and Pete Rock - This is What They Meant by Soul - Damn this song is so old-cool. I love it...

Rehab - My boy Jay knows this dude and whipped his apple at Mazzio's in Warner Robbin's, GA. He hit a homer with this song though...Bartender(video). Then hear about the fight here...This Town.

Turnpike Cowboys

Photo Yesterday I spoke at the 2008 SFM Conference in Austin, TX. We had a chance to talk, or at least discuss some topics during the presentation, and that's my favorite way to hold these conversations, a little more open, a little less of my opinion and a little more what the group is thinking about.
The perfect speech would be an open room with 50-60 people, high-speed internet connection and begin with the notion of "What's on Your Mind?" We would then connect to our software and begin to dive into the human behavior behind the actions, wrap the thing up with CultureWaves and walk out of the space with a presentation each of the participants could use in their respective business, and know the content because they had helped create it.

Speaking on open and engaging... after I was done talking I rushed over to hear Grady Spears, celebrated author and restaurateur talk about Cooking the Cowboy Way. It was funny, refreshing, and manly! I am not a big foodie, but I like to hear people talk about food, especially when they are passionate about their recipes, meat, and ultimately taste. He was a great speaker, and I walked out hungry thinking about flank steak. During the time in the breakout he talked about the different type's of cowboys around the world, Gauchos, Crackers, etc. Was a great history lesson I thought. Then at the end, when people where asking questions, one of the men in the room asked if Grady could recommend a simple recipe for ribs that a guy from New Jersey could follow. Everyone laughed when Grady said "Yeah, step away from the ribs. Send them to Texas and we'll cook them for you." But, everyone laughed harder when the gentlemen responded, "Come on, I'm a Turnpike Cowboy."

Classic!

Best iPhone Game Ever!

Cannonchallenge If you don't own an iPhone, I understand, but I have officially found your reason to buy one if you want too.
Here's what you do: ladies and gentlemen put your current cell phone on the floor, go put some boots on (or clogging shoes), jump with all your might, land directly on top of your current cellular and destroy it. Make up whatever excuse you need to in order to convince anyone concerned regarding a financial decision of this caliber, because you just had aford bring the TRUTH about your new phone.

And the truth is: forget the touch-screen! Old news. Don't worry about the visual voice-mail, it's for hags. The clean lines and seamless integration with iTunes - who cares? Hottest little ditty on the cool kids wish-list? Pfffft! The reason to buy a new iPhone, two words - Cannon Challenge. Link to App Store.

This little baby is the end-all-be-all for video games. Not too hard, not that thought consuming. It is the modern day Tetris for mobile gaming enthusiasts. Bold statement for me to make? HELL YES it is.

But, I've got experience, reason, and a variable of believability going for me.

Experience - been gaming on a handheld since Coleco Head to Head Football.

Reason - it's free and from Discovery Channel, they make educational crap you know!

Believability - I walked into the software programmers offices today touting my love for this game was given confirmation that it was in fact the greatest app ever on the iPhone and reason to celebrate. As a matter of fact, I owe Scott a great thanks for the picture of his "Winning Score" that I have posted above. And in doing so, found the only glitch on the game so far - that upon his final winning shot Cannon Challenge could not take being beaten and told him via his perfect score that he had the won - and subsequently also lost.

Small price to pay for the greatest game yet, enjoy your cannon!!

Fork Photos



Decided to create a photo log of all the people who come outside my office to either gawk or take a picture of the 2 & 1/2 story fork that standsin front of our offices.

If I had been documenting these for the last 3 years, in spite of my travels, I'd probably have a couple of hundred photos by now.

The Future of Beef: Mash-Ups

Cookin_soul MTV reported that Noel Gallagher, lead singer of Oasis, threw a typical hissy-fit when he found out that Jay-Z was the headliner of the Glastonbury Festival in England. Jay answered the question by walking out on stage with a guitar to an Oasis song and the entire crowd sang with/for him (thankfully - he is better flowing than harmonizing).

Opportunistic producers Cookin Soul (these fellas make good stuff) took advantage of the situation and IN ONE NIGHT turned out OJAYZIS - Jay Z vs. Oasis. 10 tracks, album artwork, and even a well publicized location for downloads on 2dopeboyz.com means over 10k downloaded so far and counting.

Now I am generally a fan of cross-genre mash-ups, but this sets the precedence for beef squashing in the rap game. Make a mash-up of the two opposing artists and make them work together without their consent. I love it. Not only are the beats strong, Jay and Noel's voices work well together, but imagining this concept as the future for all potential conflicts in the music industry makes me hopeful the premise of will jump to other areas like politics. It even makes another Presidential election seem palatable to me. I'm thinking "McObama Who's More Middle" would be a great political mash-up speech.

AMG - 360

Img_0047 This is one of the hottest interactive car ads I've seen in a long time. I really like the BMW driving game that launched a couple of months ago, but frankly it doesn't compare to the real-world driving shots of the AMG - 360 site. Hear the engine as the car speeds through the track and makes tight corners. The shot of the car being followed by a Las Vegas Police Cruiser with it's lights on brought back bad memories for me being pulled over...

Then, lo and behold I show up to work this week and the CEO has one in the parking lot. I drive it, and bam, the whole thing came together for me. Turned the radio down and just felt the engine take over, the noise from the exhaust still wakes me up in the morning, and the tightness of the seat felt somehow comforting. Clearly I am the guy Mercedes designed this car for, two steps from the trailer park, but in a different profession. I wouldn't drive a super-fancy luxury sedan at this stage in my life, but a Mercedes with a bad attitude is perfect for me. Enjoy the site, even if you could care less about the ride.

Couple more pics on my Flickr.

Get Fed

Rss I don't know how often I will say it but, trust me it will be often...get an Aggregator! Then subscribe to your favorite sites and soon you will forget what surfing the net aimlessly was all about anyway. Seriously, I read several hundred websites on a weekly basis. Not all of them get read daily...due to work and eating and breathing and such (although I am pretty sure I can breathe and read at the same time - just not type and inhale) and my wonderful little aggregator NetNewsWire keeps them all logged and accounted for in one handy location. Simply put, a great way to process a load of information from disparate places in one handy organizer.

I bring this up because my job has me telling many people about the amount, quality, and opportunity around processing content online. See, the software we have built to feed CultureWaves is called neemee (link to our blog). It is a revolutionary web wrangler that allows you to capture just what you want, read what some of the most fascinating people you will ever meet find interesting and collaborate with them in an almost 24/7 capacity. If it has taught me anything through bringing it into people's offices and worlds and presenting it is, most of the business people I have met don't power-surf the net. They search from Google or Yahoo, they go to their favorite sites via bookmarks, but they don't use an RSS Aggregator. Much less know what an RSS feed is. And you know what, no big deal. I'm here in this post to learn you on what an Aggregator, and RSS Feed is and why you should care.

The best way I can describe an Aggregator is one location to read all your most important blogs, vlogs, entries, articles, and posts from the sites you most like to frequent. If you are like me, you would like to read a thousand more pieces of information a day, but simply can't make the time. An Aggregator holds these pieces for you, then when you have the time you can go back and read them at your leisure. I use NetNewsWire for it's simplicity, made for Mac, ease of use and no ads. If you want something for a PC I would recommend FeedDemon.

Once you have your Aggregator in line go out and start acquiring your sites. Clicking on the RSS logo or verbiage via most sites sidebars will direct the information directly to your aggregator. This becomes the place to read, collect, and learn. Now you are getting fed.

New iPhone 2.0 Update

 

Just updated my iPhone software and had the wonderful opportunity to add a lot of applications.

Added Bomberman, Typepad, Jott, Twitterific, and Remote. All are performing perfectly except for Remote. It's fairly upsetting to see a ton of comments about how easy and positive users comments are about an app and not be able to use it. Makes you feel like a doofus.

The update was easy and simple. I have geeked out for the last few hours just looking at applications and messing with my settings. Why buy a new iPhone when the old one does everything the new one does but with slower web surfing away from a hot spot? We'll see...

Shot this photo of the woman while I was posting this post. Ahhh..Typepad how I love you.

Wired and Connected Employees

Iphonemerclg Just got off the phone with my local Mercedes dealership where I was trying to arrange for the purchase of the new iPhone Integration Kit coming out soon. When I asked my friendly representative in the parts department when it would be available I got 30 seconds of dead air. Then he said, we currently have bluetooth connectivity with your C Class. I thanked him for that, told him it was peachy, and said I really want the full functionality of my phone, iPod, email, and web that the add-on device will allow.

He said, and I quote - "I don't know what that is." So I told him that Mercedes had just announced (last week) that it will be coming out with the kit available for my model in August and I was trying to get ahead of the curve. Apparently I am too far in front of the curve as the person responsible for ordering the parts for the cars was unaware it would be available. This isn't some nickel and dime dealership either. These guys are on top of their game, all the time.

The current flow of information is problematic. We have companies with global reach creating messages that have not translated or reached the outlets they need to sell their goods and services. No doubt, you have probably been to a Best Buy and informed one of the blue-shirts there to the products they offer, or the service they didn't know they had available. Or maybe you've even been to an Apple Store and educated one of the employees on the software problems one device makes versus another. But Mercedes Benz? Aren't these guys famous for long-term commitment from the staff, knowledge, and intimacy with the offerings?

With the spigot open full blast, information in the hands of the consumer means your employees might need a few more tricks up their sleeves than just press releases from corporate. They need to be as plugged in to the brand/business outside the office as they are inside. It takes a dual mentality to constantly check your barometer of news and emotions coming from the fray, and from inside. This Yin/Yang approach to your brand might be a way to prevent this quote from coming from your one of your employees, "Until you mentioned it...I didn't even know about it."

Get Away VS. Getting Away With It

We are pushing very hard right now in our business. Pushing the software, pushing the consulting, pushing the employees, pushing ourselves. Long hours, lots of flights, late-nights and early mornings get many people asking for a little time to "get away". Who can blame them? Everyone needs some time away from the job to decompress and think. An avenue of open possibilities and freed schedules is in mine and many other's opinions completely necessary to good mental/physical health.

Yet, here I sit in this hotel room outside Chicago waiting for a phone call, doing work, and preparing to catch the train into the city to present CultureWaves and neemee to another potential client. My get-away mentality is overcome by my Getting-Away-With-It behavior. I might be different from some of the readers out there, maybe I am just a lone crazy person in the net - but somehow I don't think that is true? I don't need a break, I need it to break wide open. I want to Get Away With It!

Imagine the first time Elvis stood on stage at the Ed Sullivan Show, gyrating his hips and making an otherwise unforeseen spectacle of the modern crooner. Oprah Winfrey, coming from a little market like Nashville and making herself into a dynamic business/brand. Billy Ball proving in major league baseball that you can build a winner using a small ball mentality. Barrack Obama spending money in states he doesn't think he can win in to prepare for influencing strategy in the future. Perry Ferrel starting an abhorrently bad idea that was HUGELY successful in Lollapalooza. Billy Graham with the promotion of Hearst papers took a three week revival to 8 weeks and became a recognized religious leader in this country. Cultural Revolutionaries.

I admire some of these people, other mentions are barely passable for Trivia Pursuit answers, but the point is the same for me. People who shot out of nowhere, did something unbelievable pure to themselves, and changed the fabric of our lives if only in minor ways. We all die, we all end, we all have to contribute or not - therefor I don't merely want to get away...I want to GET-AWAY-WITH-IT.

Many people want to be defiant, unstoppable, and accepted. Revolutionary thought and desire gain acceptance through reason. Emotion and passion carry the lion-share of the work though. These examples that I used might have been unconcerned with acceptance, but they were accepted anyway. That's the rub in my article however...being prepared for isolation and rejection, and still desiring to be accepted.

Should I be Concerned about My Stay?

Photo_6_3 When I stepped into my room this afternoon, right outside Chicago, I saw sitting on the bed a little red bag of items with a note tied to it. The note read, " We hope you enjoy your night's rest to the fullest, here are a few items to ensure a peaceful sleep." Linen spray for my bed, which is a real nice touch. This eye mask to block out the light, sure makes sense. The earplugs got me thinking though. What's going to happen tonight when I try to sleep? Is there some raucous group staying in the hotel this week that has the management concerned?

I am staying outside Chicago, and not in the city this week due to such a large conference happening. Turns out that the HR industry has their big shindig this week in CHI. I'm sure it's a conference filled with compelling speakers and seminars regarding new policies on hiring, firing, and how to deal with employees rage over having to cover up their neck tattoos. And you know, that crowd must tear it up at night. All those pent up frustrations of having to be the carrier of rules, bad news, new regulations, and general crud they must deal with on a daily basis.

But, today I walked around the hotel a bit and discovered the real reason for my sensory deprivation kit. Lowrey Home Organ Convention is here! These are the musical organ people, not the human-organ-harvesters as I overheard one guest ask another. The average age of attendee from an informal survey of me walking around their meetings is 140. These wild men and women are clearly all geeked up on the Fall Lowrey sheet music launch. The new synthesizer mode on the PC2300, and are probably planning an All Night Organ one night this week. I'll keep one hand on my money, and both eyes on these sheep in wolves clothing. Damn kids.   

Big Ass Feet

Size13s Was walking down the street in Chicago couple of weeks ago when a lady walked up to me and a co-worker and asked for $.75. I didn't have cash, or coin (and that's important) so I said I don't have any change. She said, "How about change for a dollar?", and I said "Nope." Because, I DIDN'T HAVE ANY CASH!
We did that thing that people do on the street when someone asks you for cash...put your head down, look straight ahead, or down, and act like you have temporary deafness. Only I wasn't hard of hearing, and she said, "Don't walk away from me, I know you hear me with your big-ass feet."
Now, this brought uproarious laughter from me. I really got a kick out of her statement - and I wasn't sure if it was because of her brash behavior, or the fact that her statement assumed I could listen with my feet.

Now, to the point of my "big-ass feet"...well it was completely funny because this co-worker and I had been in Macy's buying shoes. Several times in the process I had conversations about my shoe size with the guys providing me with service - "What size again?" "Wow, how long you been wearing that size?" Etc, etc...

So, her comment was timely, funny and appropriate. I wish I had $.75.

Shhh

Img_0759 Whole movement happening now where being secret and low-key about something is almost as important as not not telling someone else about the secret. Imagine a secret you don't tell anyone about? Shocking.

There are three of four places in NYC that are secret establishments, and the fact that I know about them might mean they aren't doing a great job of keeping them so secret. Tonight I took a colleague to one of these locations in the city called PDT (Please Don't Tell) at 113 St. Marks Place. This is a real low-key, tight (meaning small) spot with a great vibe and killer cocktails. You enter through a phone booth inside Crif Dogs of the same address. Simply walk in the phone booth, lift the phone, press the button and someone answers and cracks the wall without saying a word. I said, "Two at the bar, please" and she opened it all the way with a smile.(more photos here)

The bartender was a super-nice guy who told us all about the drinks, the beginning of the bar, and how long they'd been open, almost a year. I didn't feel like a newcomer to the room, and not like a tourist either. Just like one of the folks there to enjoy a drink, a hot dog (I mean Crif Dogs is next door - so they serve the menu), and some quiet conversation. The music wasn't too loud, the employees weren't cheesy or pushy, and everyone in the bar looked like they were just sitting at home having a drink and not trying to be seen or pick up someone for a date.

Low key, conversational, friendly - now that I think of it, maybe I shouldn't write this entry and just keep the place my secret?

Perpetual Outsiders

Img_0741 In Toronto, Canada for the past few days doing some work, meeting people for the first time, running along the waterfront. Couple of key things I have noticed; people would rather watch hockey than the NBA Finals (not really a shock - but kind of interesting as I think they might have a point), it is pronounced Torondo with a very silent t/d sound on the end, and they obey the traffic laws - even when being a pedestrian. By the way, they are incredibly polite, and I am going to New York next - which might send me into shock. I meanwhile am walking across signals, and running diagonally between sidewalks, and aggressively pushing people out of the way (kidding).

None of that has anything to do with the post, or the rest of the article. Today's meeting was a really good indication of the power of strategic minds inside a company. It has progressively dawned on me that the nature of business organizations is sometimes directly opposed to the future benefit of that same business. Having people inside the organization pressured and beaten down to the point where they no longer look long-term, but instead focus continually on the day-to-day, tends to limit their view, leadership, and the company itself. Today's meeting was with several Strategic Planners and the President of the company, it was refreshing, lively, and led to lunch with one of the most interesting dudes I have met in a long time.

Dino is a Strategic Planner and DJ, or maybe I should say DJ and Planner - because let's face it, once you are a DJ you will always be everything else second. (Check out his site) Music in the blood, means the permanent bobbing of the head, and constant search for the secret sauce to make the place jump. (Personal point of view)

Dino had a great conversation with a colleague and I about the plight of the planner, the dynamic people that are stretching the minds of business leaders around the world, and the constant need for more info and direct contact with the source. It was my ZONE! Talking about people, applying the collective discussion into proper context for the audiences we work with, and all over Sushi. Did you have a better lunch?

What hit me was that Dino, like a couple of cool people I know, was a perpetual outsider. Yeah, he knows lot's of people in the industry, probably on a first name basis with lot's of perceived insiders, but he was always looking at the world through the eyes of someone showing up for the first time. Open, engaged, searching for a better way to find answers, and continually curious. An Outsider with underground knowledge of how to manipulate the system for something better.

We should all hope to never have a seat at the highest table if it means we have to cave to conventional thinking or processes. I'm not talking about a "fight club" mentality, I'm motivated to simply say that people exist in certain business circles who are willing to try new and different methods or ideas that might not be established because they don't believe the term, "We have always done it that way" is credible anymore.

 

I Want, NO Need an XBOX 360

Gta I have gone back and forth about buying one console or another, having owned a couple in my lifetime, and been through every hand held known to man, but have never broken down and purchased a PS3 or XBox 360. Now I have too, because I have to play Grand Theft Auto IV. That's right, I don't just want to play GTA IV, I really NEED to play this game.

Truth be told, I really don't want to even play the game (you know, missions and such), I just want to steal some cars, run over some pedestrians and drive around explore. That's the best thing about the GTA series, it let's you just look around. Go damn near anywhere and see what they built. The amount of detail and space in the game itself is extraordinary. It is better than any other video game I have played that doesn't have to be interrupted by people who play it all the time, and will kill you. Sure, the MMO's have lot's of space and plenty of options for running around. But, can you steal a car in WOW? How about a bike in second life? Buy some Uzi's and shoot at authorities in a Sim's game?

I think not, and that's why I gotta...

Play It Again Mr. Cab-driver

Cab Last week I was in several cabs in a couple of cities, (Flat Creek, TN and Mudriver, OH - not really). Don't know how many of you are like me and like to engage the driver in some conversation? I often enjoy the discussions that follow, and only once have I had a conversation that I thought might end up in a bad place - like me in a dark ditch somewhere.

Two of the drivers were excellent fellows, both having been recently displaced by harsh economic conditions, and therefor eager to connect in some meaningful conversation about life. [Wonder how the service industry will change as the recession continues?] While we talked, and I mainly listened, they had classical music playing over their car stereos. It was calming and delightful, and reminded how much contrast there was between these rides and the usual audio invasion of talk radio or someone's cell-phone
participation. If I had not engaged the two men in discussion I would have simply sat back and listened. I did take a couple of phone calls during a 40 minute ride to the airport, but as he reached to turn the music down, I asked him not too.

If I owned a fast-food joint or barbershop I would play classical music all the time, the contrast alone would make customers remember my business.

Fatty Crab

Fatty_crab A photo I took of the Fatty Crab in NYC made it to a Schmap's final edition. The pic was taken during a tour of New York with some clients back on '07, and was actually snapped during the set-up for the tour. The editor's of Schmap did a fantastic job of requesting the use of the photo. Told me via email that it was under consideration for their online restaurant guide for New York, asked for my permission to use it, and then let me know that it had made it to the final publication.

Sites like Schmap and Yelp and CityGuide are doing a bang up job of cutting out the hassle of finding your kind of place to visit when in a foreign city (and by foreign I mean somewhere other than Branson, MO). I can't tell you the number of times I have gone to one of these three sites to determine where I will begin my stops in a city I am not intimately involved with. Street Level information is so much more valid than some professional writer telling me where they think is the best of the best. Real people giving their opinions about what I'm looking for anyway...yes sir, I'll take that over a Zagats anyday of the week.

The original pic is here on my Flickr site.

The Incredible Hulk

The_incredible_hulk Most popular photo on my Flickr account is of The Incredible Hulk. This is a popular drink, according to the bartender, amongst the Hip-Hop set at Justin's in NYC. For some reason the thing tasted like what I imagine paint thinner must taste like. It was way too harsh for me...granted I am not the manliest of drinkers in the first place, but I immediately felt like my heart stopped, and my bowels evacuated.

The Incredible Hulk is two equal parts Hennessy and Hypnotiq over ice. It's green and mean, hence the name. Not my favorite cocktail, but I'm normally up for whatever in the drink department. Not as different as the BLT Martini at the London Pub in New York, but not as weird either.

The Tongue Has It

Color_party Now, here's the way to make an invitation POP.

The company I work for (Noble Communications) has a Color Party every year during a huge Food Show in Chicago. Last year the color was Pomegranate, the year before was Chocolate, the year before that it was Lime.

The invitation is popping though - test out the flavors(colors) to see which one the guide chooses. I think this is coolest invite I have seen in a long time. NobleColorParty.com

Getting the *&%$ Out of the Way

Getting_out_of_the_way Spend a fair amount of my time in airports, on sidewalks, and in general - walking around a lot of people. The number of times I have wanted to drop an old lady for moving too slow, oblivious to the world around her, is very HIGH! Not just old ladies mind you, kids, senior citizens, marching bands, and the like.

This video, from Liv Films, has put together my sentiments on people being cognizant of their surroundings, and frankly - moving out of the way. I wish they would teach this in school's across the world. I know I sound like a hard-apple on this one, and I am doing this primarily in jest - and am not nearly as violent as my writings make me out to be. Although I did have a small (under 6' and I'd guess 170 lbs) Korean man push me in the back while atop the Eiffel Tower once, and I must admit that elbowing him in the chest and asking, with an expression, "What the Hell?" felt very satisfying. We were in a log jam of people and him pushing me in the back wasn't moving anyone forward, just pissing people off.

Watch the video, make a comment, and enjoy.

The picture is from a Flickr user named helveticaneue's, and has been used without permission but will gladly be dropped if they doesn't like me using their image - check out their Flickr Page Here.

Jailbreak

Jailbreak I finally did it! I "jailbroke" my iPhone tonight. Jailbreak is the term for a hack to open the iPhone up to 3rd party software applications. This was a scary step for me, my iPhone being the one device that connects me continuously throughout the day no matter where I am in the country. Maybe because I am going to be in town all week, I feel like I could deal with something going awry, maybe because I was just so damn tired of seeing all those cool apps for people who have done the process themselves, maybe I didn't feel like waiting for June and the new SDK, and maybe, just maybe - I really wanted Solitaire on my iPhone.


Whatever the case may be, I did it. Took me an hour, mainly because I am slow at these things, and I have to thank my friend "BP73" for helping me through it! Without the assistance, and links I never would have had the courage to go through with it.

Here are a couple of links to get you going if you want to do it on your iPhone or iTouch. The link to the software, a great link for reading on your own, and some cool apps here.

Twitter, Tweet, and Twurl

Twitter My latest favorite web app is Twitter. This little baby is all the buzz of the net right now. Twitter, if you don't know, is somewhere between instant messaging, RSS, and email. Just 140 characters or less to get your point across, and that is why I love it. This includes any link you might want to drop in as well, and that's why sites like tinyurl and twurl are so important to Twitter. Twurl, my favorite, can take an url like this "www.thethingsidoformyblogseemridiculous.com", and turn it into a space saving little link like this, "http://twurl.cc/i6".

3098 unread posts in my NetNewsWire as of right now, and with many of those being substantial in length and depth leaves me feeling like I have so much undone.  Twitter, on the other hand, allows me to connect on a quicker, more streaming mode with the content I would like to read. Twittervision also gives me the opportunity to see where the tweets are coming in from around the world and link to them quickly.

Here comes the Twitterverse! Tweet to your peeps, and follow their twits. aford's Twitter.

Weathervane

Weathervane Every company needs a weathervane. Let me rephrase that. Every company concerned with the state of the consumer needs a weathervane. A weathervane is a device that is employed in the state of turmoil that is the elements. Exposed to the wind, the rain, the beating sun, and freezing cold...something that is outside - all the time.
I've been employed with my present company for the past few years, and from the first week I have been somewhere - else. On the road, with the consumer in the marketplace. They send me home occasionally, and then I pack a bag and head back out.

Not a road warrior, like so many diligent corporate harvesters out there working with their clients and gathering dividends for respective company coffers, but in the mix of real people. I have great respect for the employee who is working from the road, making calls, taking meetings, walking into known or unknown atmospheres and making headway in business - it is completely necessary and not easy. We need these titans of business who make things happen. Going from one airport to corporate building to hotel room to business meeting. Whisked by taxi, car service, or train from one business setting to another. Necessary, of course, critical - undoubtedly...but still missing something.

These workers often don't get the opportunity to really get people in their veins. Down in the mundane circles that allow them to blend in with everyday people buying their products or services and watching, learning, getting weathered by the elements. Today, for example - I sat in my favorite Starbucks in Dallas, TX waiting for a meeting this afternoon and working on a presentation. I didn't wear my headphones much, sat with my back to the wall, and talked to about half a dozen people during my stay. Conversations about everything from the way to connect to the internet, type of "energy cookie" I might be willing to try, to penis enlargement (he brought it up! No pun intended). I watched/listened to: a couple meet up and try to have an intimate, private conversation next to me, a mother and daughter discussing a future college decision, listened to a final job interview between a 50 something year old being questioned by a 30 something year old, saw two old friends try to work through years of absence, and four business men rationalize the changing marketplace and their positions in it.

The baristas behind the counter made small talk of their weekend activities, and between busy moments, had minor arguments over who was in charge with the void left by a dismissed manager. I blended in, sat back and soaked in the environment. All their morsels of content made me richer, more weathered, and appreciative of the struggles we all go through as humans. Not pushing my agenda, but being led by theirs. Just taking what was given as food for thought, and mental tags that will be utilized later when I finally get to recall the information for a strategy - or just common sense in my own life.

I am a weathervane, I get wet, hot, cold, and wind-blown. But, I am in the mix waiting for the sun and cold to tell me what's really happening. You can watch the Weather Channel and see what the outside world holds for you, but you don't feel it until you go outside. Here's my insight for the day; the next time you are headed out to some worthwhile meeting, catching a plane, or riding in a cab, hang up the phone, look up, watch the people, start a conversation about whatever, and think about what it might mean to your business. You might be your companies weathervane and just not know it yet.